Naughty or Nice. Adelaide Cabaret Festival. Space Theatre. 20 Jun 2015
Naughty or Nice is also one of Ray's songs. In it, he says you can say Richard, but you can't say Dick. You can say grab, but you can't say snatch. It's very funny, and I was reminded of another list - Tom Lehrer song of the periodic table. But have you seen his audition on America's Got Talent 2014 when he does his girlfriend's-got-a-penis song? He said he had to shorten his penis song to fit into the American time slot, but he showed us the entire length at the show today. He's got another very funny song about how his mind is always on sex. Gosh, is there a theme here? Have you seen his wife?
Ray is a ripe old 85 and says he didn't start performing until he was 72. But he has a huge catalogue of songs as a Broadway composer-lyricist, some of which have been sung by Louis Armstrong, Michael Feinstein and even David Campbell. They're not all naughty. Several numbers this afternoon were sweet sentimentals of lost loves. He also has an uncanny resemblance to Einstein (he boofs up his hair just in case you didn't see it), so he wrote a self-aggrandising song sung by the scientist complete with German accent. I was pretty sure when spruiking Einstein's genius, he hoped you would be reading that into himself as well. The opening song about memory loss got everybody laughing right away with his feigned half-remembered lyrics. His voice is shot, if it ever was good, I don't know, but he's totally lovable, and his songs are a hoot or hit the heart. Highly recommended, but it's all over, sorry.
David Grybowski
When: 20 Jun
Where: Space Theatre
Bookings: Closed
